Low Charisma Party: Mix Tape

LCP ep 62 - Robots in My Nightmares

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 03:41:00 +0000

They finally get around to discussing the Oscars, which quickly turns into fear of artificial intelligence. How could you not listen? What are you, Robocop?!

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LCP Episode 61 - Wanderlust

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 04:54:00 +0000

This week, our illustrious podmasters discuss, dissect, and disgust the new film Wanderlust. Listen in to see what they thought, as well as their conversation of future gripping tech, space elevators, repetitive song hooks, memory, and of course, the super powers of David Bowie. So suck it up and shove buds in your ears, and find out: what are these two made of? ...Everything...

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LCP Episode 60 - Happy Endings

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 20:54:00 +0000

It's a newsy day for newsies this week as Max and Dale delve into everything their blog roll told 'em. We hear tell of the upcoming films, the weird tech of tomorrow, and their propensity for old-timey Texan stereotypes.

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LCP Episode 59 - Chumbawumba, You Made Me Drink

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 21:00:00 +0000

A bum mic can't stop the fire-breathing brilliance of Max a Dale this week! They discuss their impending illiteracy, hacking into banks, and, as always, eating. It's a fun filled, if hard to hear, episode of LCP.

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LCP Episode 58 - A Terrifying Sickening Song

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 06:14:00 +0000

Max and Dale finally get their act together and get a guest in the studio! It's our old friend Cameron, and his perspective on the various issues of our time propels the show to a new level! If only he could use a microphone.

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LCP Episode 57 - Zolz

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 04:39:00 +0000

Ringing in the new year with a stumble, Dale and Max quickly get tot he bottom of it all. Who are we, and what are we to become? Who are they, and how will the end of the world affect the podcast? Sound heavy? Weight has nothing to do with it! Just charisma. Let's party.

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LCP Episode 56 - Lick the Shit Off the Hands of That Clock

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 18:07:00 +0000

Dale goes to a "User Experience" Conference, and Max responds by trying to depress the shit out of us. Dale declares his hatred of taxes, so Max responds by firmly establishing himself as an old person. It's a cat and mouse jabber-fest, and a Jabberwocky and Vorpal Sword cultural reference-athon. No mater who wins, no one's listening.

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LCP Episode 55 - Pinnacle of Punnacles

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 01:34:00 +0000

Leanin' way back to enjoy the relaxation tip, Dale and Max are heard here preparing quietly and radically for the parties Halloween with an aplomb bordering on resentment. We learn, finally, of their takes on classic NES games, as well as what tech to employ in the creation of the craziest parties, and the illest of costumes. Fear not, dear hearers, this is not a spooky episode any more than all truth can be frightening. But fear so, cool babies, LCP is bringing it up and back and what.

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LCP Episode 54 - Supercooled Verhoven

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 03:40:00 +0000

Max just saw Robocop for the first time, and Dale is designing apps, and the two of them are in fine rough form. In this episode, Halloween 2011 is *just* around the corner, and it is scary how on spooky green fire we are. I just hope a sea of bacteria doesn't take us down...

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LCP Episode 53 - Forced Memories of Pauly Shore

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 05:35:00 +0000

Feeling poor sucks, so why aren't we rich? Maybe it's because Max has pre-orded the Next Gen Blurays, and Dale bought too much merch at the Nerd Girl Con. It's that, sure, but there's more. Hear all about how these two waste their money, and just maybe you won't have wasted your time. ...Buhhhhhdy.

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Low Charisma Party episode 52 - Please Orthancs

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 02:27:00 +0000

Dale is in a dress for success, and Max is reeling from a Wizard party, but dammit, they still find time to get together and discuss the events of our lives. This week we'll dip into "soy sauce", meet hilarious ghosts, and visit the distant future. There's even a brief script reading from an unmade masterpiece! Intrigued? Well, listen anyway. Don't forget the mescaline!

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LCP Episode 51 - Sad Memories as Collectibles

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 05:37:00 +0000

Back once again with the renegade master known as cultural commentary, Max and Dale are prodigal sons this week. They said they were done, but dammit you pulled them back in, and they talk about new Zelda, geek girls, and getting stuck in the bathroom. It's even grosser than it sounds. (And speaking of sounds, you may hear a garage door being opened beneath the studio. That was totes intents.)

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LCP Episode 50 - God is a Punk Teenager

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 07:12:00 +0000

In their last episode (hooray!), Max and Dale get down to business and discuss such trending issues as mid-nineties videogames, computer programming, and Steve Martin. Yes, it's the issues you've been waiting to hear the final word on. Still, they find time to address their incompetence as podcasters, their inability to remember anybody's name, and their inevitable decline into George Lucas territory. They know they should quit while they aren't ahead. (...Or will they...?)

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LCP Episode 49 - SyNapse and the Renaissance

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Sat, 27 Aug 2011 07:05:00 +0000

It doesn't get any better than this. The newest and oldest topics of nerddom have coalesced in this episode, and Dale and Max tackle science fiction, science fact, and uptight weirdoes in wizard robes. What do you say to the nerds who know nothing, and yet talk about everything? You say "please, jerks, can I have one other." We'll see. We'll see.

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LCP Episode 48 - Why Have You Forsaken Us, Bill Murray?

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 22:29:00 +0000

We take awhile to get up and running this week, and spend the first half talking about tabletop war games, but about 23 minutes in, this episode is on point. From being too snobby to read Harry Potter (or are we...?), to deconstructing modern TV, episode 48 has a a proper bushel of fun and interesting concepts that Dale and Max toss around, before asking you, our tiny "fan" base, to jump in and share your two cents. By which I mean donate money to us.

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LCP Episode 47 - Emma Peel vs. Myka Bering

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 19:38:00 +0000

For episode 47 Max and Dale dive into whats on TV right now (though they wouldn't be caught dead watching it on an actual TV), and what those who are on TV are watching, on TV. So get into what we're into (us, duh), and give up. On everything.

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LCP Episode 46 - Dwarves Are the New Pirates

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 22:48:00 +0000

It's beards, beards, beards this week, and not all of them are well-trimmed. Low charisma in the corpse, low charisma in the drapes, low charisma in the beards... It's pretty sweet... So pull up a pod, and listen in on the one part of the internet that isn't a huge letdown these days: Low Charisma Party. I guess craigslist is all right, still...

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Hobbit Photos

noreply@blogger.com (:-Dale) — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 22:47:00 +0000

LCP Episode 45 - Too Pretentious for Art

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 08:24:00 +0000

Art, and the arty artists who art it is the talk of this tiny town of two, and you get to listen in, and laugh even more in. If it were possible to be jealous of yourself, you would be. They're back once again to tantalize, titillate, and tucker out. Cell phone interference and all.

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LCP Episode 44 - Old People Aren't Useful

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 20:25:00 +0000

This week, Max and Dale discuss the ephemeral nature of trends, and boob jobs. Wait did that get cut? I can't remember anymore. Yep, it's all about age and the losses that go with that this week. Offended? Good. This ain't no feel good about yourself cast--this is Low Charisma Party.

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LCP Episode 43 - Phones and Bones

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 22:17:00 +0000

In a move toward the shorter, Max and Dale clock in at 45 minutes this week. 45 minutes... of hilarity! Max rants about the newer Bond films, Dale rants about being proud of being a nerd. Somewhere amidst that they still find time to discuss the next portable tech, and how molecules work. Did I say hilarious? I meant informative. Which is similar.

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LCP Episode 42 - Dark Tears Killogy

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 00:40:00 +0000

This week, Max and Dale discuss the merits and shortcomings of society itself, from fantasy fiction, to sci-fi comedy, internet memes, to your very soul itself. They get to the core of why this and that and the other. It's harrowing, certainly, but it's also deeply important. Okay maybe it isn't important at all, but maybe it's somewhat amusing? You be the judge--but you can't be the judge without listening in. So tune in, adjudicate, and laugh.

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LCP Episode 41 - Spinning Discs and Spinning Wheels

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 22:05:00 +0000

From just before the "end" of the "world", we listen in this week to a pre-apocalypse time-capsule. Max and Dale start out tossing around tales from their misspent youths, and soon move into childhood memory talk before bogging down hardcore into racism. What are you gonna do? Not listen? AS IF?!

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LCP episode 40 - Lynch in a Pinch

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Fri, 27 May 2011 23:00:00 +0000

Dale and Max discuss the joys and woes of LSD, nerd porn, and poor memories. We hear some news of old films, soon to arrive films, and the poor quality of The Wheel of Time. So gather round all you young turks and toughs, let the wisdom and intelligence of our podcast make up for the low charisma party.

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LCP Episode 39 - 2012: Uper Tier

noreply@blogger.com (Max B-Z) — Sat, 21 May 2011 03:58:00 +0000

Climbing out of the dream state, Max and Dale discuss how to act when you act like you know, and why we think the world is gonna end. Maybe you'll be able to listen to this in time, and understand this stuff, or maybe the angels are listening to this gutter-minded podcast. Either way, gimme some ointment!

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