LCP Episode 57 - Zolz

Ringing in the new year with a stumble, Dale and Max quickly get tot he bottom of it all. Who are we, and what are we to become? Who are they, and how will the end of the world affect the podcast? Sound heavy? Weight has nothing to do with it! Just charisma. Let's party.

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LCP Episode 56 - Lick the Shit Off the Hands of That Clock

Dale goes to a "User Experience" Conference, and Max responds by trying to depress the shit out of us. Dale declares his hatred of taxes, so Max responds by firmly establishing himself as an old person. It's a cat and mouse jabber-fest, and a Jabberwocky and Vorpal Sword cultural reference-athon. No mater who wins, no one's listening.

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LCP Episode 55 - Pinnacle of Punnacles

Leanin' way back to enjoy the relaxation tip, Dale and Max are heard here preparing quietly and radically for the parties Halloween with an aplomb bordering on resentment. We learn, finally, of their takes on classic NES games, as well as what tech to employ in the creation of the craziest parties, and the illest of costumes. Fear not, dear hearers, this is not a spooky episode any more than all truth can be frightening. But fear so, cool babies, LCP is bringing it up and back and what.

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LCP Episode 54 - Supercooled Verhoven

Max just saw Robocop for the first time, and Dale is designing apps, and the two of them are in fine rough form. In this episode, Halloween 2011 is *just* around the corner, and it is scary how on spooky green fire we are. I just hope a sea of bacteria doesn't take us down...

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LCP Episode 53 - Forced Memories of Pauly Shore

Feeling poor sucks, so why aren't we rich? Maybe it's because Max has pre-orded the Next Gen Blurays, and Dale bought too much merch at the Nerd Girl Con. It's that, sure, but there's more. Hear all about how these two waste their money, and just maybe you won't have wasted your time. ...Buhhhhhdy.

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Low Charisma Party episode 52 - Please Orthancs

Dale is in a dress for success, and Max is reeling from a Wizard party, but dammit, they still find time to get together and discuss the events of our lives. This week we'll dip into "soy sauce", meet hilarious ghosts, and visit the distant future. There's even a brief script reading from an unmade masterpiece! Intrigued? Well, listen anyway. Don't forget the mescaline!

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LCP Episode 51 - Sad Memories as Collectibles

Back once again with the renegade master known as cultural commentary, Max and Dale are prodigal sons this week. They said they were done, but dammit you pulled them back in, and they talk about new Zelda, geek girls, and getting stuck in the bathroom. It's even grosser than it sounds. (And speaking of sounds, you may hear a garage door being opened beneath the studio. That was totes intents.)

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